Episodes

Monday Mar 15, 2021
26) Reign of the Supermen Pt. II - Superman Returns (2006)
Monday Mar 15, 2021
Monday Mar 15, 2021
Kevin Spacey and Bryan Singer walk onto a yacht. No, it’s not a New York Post headline from 2018, it’s Superman Returns! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s…two alleged pedophiles! But seriously, folks, this movie is not good, and yet Andrew has seen it ten times, Mike would still rather watch it than Avengers: Checkmate or whatever the hell it’s called, and, much like Bryan Singer and a vulnerable child, Kit can get behind a Superman movie where Superman doesn’t really fly or save anybody or do anything except have domestic drama with Lois Lane.

Tuesday Mar 09, 2021
25) Reign of the Supermen Pt. I - Superman II: The Richard Donner Cut (2006)
Tuesday Mar 09, 2021
Tuesday Mar 09, 2021
Kit here. Guys, it’s triples like this that get me out of bed in the morning. The year of our Lord 2020 will go down in history for many things, many terrible things. But to me it will always be the year I broke my brain watching three different Supermen. To paraphrase Tolstoy, all Marvel movies are alike, but every Superman movie fucks up Superman in its own way. Fasten your weird, yellow panty belts because this one is going to break the sound barrier.

Wednesday Mar 03, 2021
24) Secret Successes PT. III - The Lone Ranger (2013)
Wednesday Mar 03, 2021
Wednesday Mar 03, 2021
Hollywood is a fickle mistress. One day your gay pirate zombie flick is saving Disney, the next you’re handed a life sentence in movie jail because your $250 million fantasy Western somehow didn’t make a billion at the box office. Do we spend this entire episode listing the film’s flaws? Yes. Do we all agree you should still watch it? Yes.

Tuesday Feb 23, 2021
23) Secret Successes PT. II - Vampire's Kiss (1988)
Tuesday Feb 23, 2021
Tuesday Feb 23, 2021
Kit argues that this Cage classic is far more than a font of memes, and the team question Hollywood’s borderline fascist devotion to Stanislavski. Oh, sorry, I must have missed the book of the Bible that declares us all slaves to realism! To quote this fantastic film, "shut up, bitch."

Tuesday Feb 16, 2021
22) Secret Successes PT. I - Sleepaway Camp (1983)
Tuesday Feb 16, 2021
Tuesday Feb 16, 2021
Kit makes her unironic case for this cogent exploration of the agonies of gender. Will having seen only a handful of horror movies in her lifetime stop her from declaring this film’s ending the greatest in slasher history? (Spoiler: it won’t.)

Friday Jan 29, 2021
21) Andrew Moons Mike and Kit PT. III - Moonlight
Friday Jan 29, 2021
Friday Jan 29, 2021
The team does their best to deliver a discussion worthy of this instant classic, which, in addition being essentially perfect, also rescued us all from another Crash-like Best Picture embarrassment.

Wednesday Jan 20, 2021
20) Andrew Moons Mike and Kit PT. II - Moon (2009)
Wednesday Jan 20, 2021
Wednesday Jan 20, 2021
Ground control to Major…Fun?* This week we blast off on one of the two features David Bowie’s son made before Warcraft snuffed out a promising career. If your fetish is sustained discussion of what a guy’s butthole may or may not look like, then close the blinds and ready the pillows, friend. Also, surprise, surprise, Kit can’t follow the movie.
* This movie is actually very sad.

Monday Jan 11, 2021
19) Andrew Moons Mike and Kit PT. I - Moonstruck (1987)
Monday Jan 11, 2021
Monday Jan 11, 2021
This week we discuss, possibly, one of the best movies ever made.

Thursday Dec 31, 2020
2020 Wrap Up!
Thursday Dec 31, 2020
Thursday Dec 31, 2020
We ring in the New Year by reflecting upon a year with movies but no movie theaters, and Wonder Woman 84!

Wednesday Dec 09, 2020
18) Mike's Not-So-Spooky Hallwoeen Pt. III - Fun Size (2012)
Wednesday Dec 09, 2020
Wednesday Dec 09, 2020
We cap off Mike's October themed triple just in time for Christmas!