Slow Motion Triple Feature

Tale as old as time

Vamp and girlfriend flee

Bounty hunters chase

Plan to fly to space

To vampire city

 

Barbaroi are strange

One of them is tree

Trap me in a void

Shadow man destroyed

Vampire Hunter D

 

Blood Countess is mean

Takes us by surprise

Stab her with my sword

Let the couple board

Rocket to the skies

 

I'm Dracula's son

But refuse to feast

Tale as old as time

Song as old as rhyme

Vampire Hunter D

 

Friend grow old and die

Left Hand is a guy

Vampire Hunter D

You wanna know how I got these...laughs? We're taking on the buddy-cop comedy classic that didn't kill any of its stars, The Dark Knight. What is Joker's plan? What does Nolan think about the Patriot Act? What the hell is Jim Gordon talking about? All that, plus an interview with Mike's friend David Dastmalchian...'s sock.

Well, we did it, folks. We made Kit watch Interstellar. Hell of a long movie. Space is real wacky, y'all.

The march toward forcing Kit to watch Interstellar begins with Dunkirk. Is it Nolan's masterpiece? Or is there still too much talking?

David Nutter directed several all-timer X-Files episodes. So why is this movie so not razor? 

The Arrival had the misfortune of debuting a few weeks before Independence Day, but at least one member of the SMTF crew thinks its the better of those two movies! Justice for The Arrival!

Pierce Brosnan is a sexy scientist and Jeff Fahey is a sexy, uh, well, you'll see. Fortunately, this movie has no pertinent parallels to our current moment and the episode doesn't get derailed at all.

In this special episode, Andrew and erstwhile producer Lee make the case for The Life of Chuck, the unappealingly titled, genre-bending, expectation-defying film from horror master Mike Flanagan.

 

 

Blow me, Oscars! Lick my balls, BAFTAs! Eat my ass, Golden Globes! We're bringing you the only award that matters: TOM CRUISE OF THE YEAR. And we also talk about like a hundred movies.

We were budding cinephiles when Amelie came out in 2001, and we've been kind of scared to watch it since then. Does it hold up? Or is it unbearably quirky? Listen to find out!